- Americans: YOU CAN'T SAY SWEAR WORDS ON TELEVISION OH MY GOD WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
- meanwhile in the Netherlands: welcome to the fucking news
so hey fun fact for anyone who wants queer history trivia: the first disco in Seattle was opened in 1973 and was a gay bar called “shelly’s leg” and it was named after a dancer named shelly who lost her leg in a confetti cannon accident and used the insurance/lawsuit settlement money to open a gay disco.
Benedict on Twitter would be the funniest thing ever like I feel like he’d use big words and his profile picture would be of himself doing the live long and prosper sign (not realizing he’s doing it wrong) and his caption would be something like:
"British. Actor. I did the voice and MOTION CAPTURE for Smaug. Live life to the fullest. I did the motion capture for Smaug…..and the voice….but also the motion capture"